Gotta go get a needle stuck in my arm soon and I pass out every time I get blood taken and it’s super embarrassing ha ha it’s a good thing I’m not eligible to donate blood (well obviously it’s not, it’s a bad thing but I don’t like passing out v much)

@19 hours ago
#needles tw #blood tw 

I should sleep but the pink macaroon in my drawer is calling me and then I’ll have to clean my teeth again and that’ll wake me up and I actually didn’t intend this to be the most disgustingly first world probz post when I started so that says a lot. I hate myself. 

@1 day ago with 2 notes

I need a job but I also feel like I ought to be in high-demand and have job offers coming out of my ears so I’m just gonna sit here and listen to James Blunt and eat cookies and wonder why. 

@2 days ago with 2 notes
#food tw 

The Parent Trap (1998)

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@3 days ago with 36188 notes

A prayer for those who play an honest game of Sims without using cheat codes. 

@1 week ago with 3 notes
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@1 week ago with 15252 notes

I’m glad I have Kayla to have really in-depth conversations about vibrators with. Top pal. 

@1 week ago with 1 note

Sam and Alice are coming to visit me today in my new house. YAY FRIENDS. I should probably get out of bed or s/t. 

@21 hours ago

Arnie’s son Patrick Schwarzenegger looks the spit of Andrew Jones from home and he’s also a model so I see pictures of this Patrick guy crop up and think that Jonesy’s doing really well for himself and get kinda pissed off.

Edit: after a preliminary google it transpires that he looks absolutely nowt like him, just in this one picture in an article on Wonderland. Just keeping you up to date with the news of the moment. 

@2 days ago with 1 note

staceythinx:

Translucent Creature Photos from the National Geographic archives

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@2 days ago with 26709 notes
This photo was taken 2 years ago, Amy is a whole different person and I have legit not changed a bit. I’ve looked the same since I was about 3. I hope this bodes well in terms of ageing.
EDIT: I take that back, my brows were better.  

This photo was taken 2 years ago, Amy is a whole different person and I have legit not changed a bit. I’ve looked the same since I was about 3. I hope this bodes well in terms of ageing.

EDIT: I take that back, my brows were better.  

@6 days ago with 1 note
artofoverwhelm:

Malin Gabriella Nordin / http://malingabriella.com/

artofoverwhelm:

Malin Gabriella Nordin / http://malingabriella.com/

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@1 week ago with 176 notes

Faroe Islands (dream)

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@1 week ago with 4526 notes
Sangria and yummy food in the sun! Today is a good day. I also finished reading The Handmaid’s Tale - good book, definitely recommend. 
Sorry about my arms, I am basically mr Tickle. 

Sangria and yummy food in the sun! Today is a good day. I also finished reading The Handmaid’s Tale - good book, definitely recommend. 

Sorry about my arms, I am basically mr Tickle. 

@1 week ago
#food tw #alcohol tw