I made my boyfriend on the sims just so I could kill him. I think that pretty much sums up my mood for tonight.

@6 days ago with 2 notes

I’m on my own for a night in travelodge in chichester. What kinda home alone style fun can I get up to? (the answer is none because this is a budget hotel in a middle class area in the south of England and not an excellent film)

@2 weeks ago

My CV is such a cringe-a-thon. So is the term cringe-a-thon, which I’ve apparently just coined. 

@3 weeks ago

Katy and I just bought ourselves vibrators (finally) and I accidentally set the delivery address to my home address rather than my term time address……………….. oops. 

@1 month ago with 1 note

Edinburgh Fringe was so ridiculously good. 

@1 month ago

Arnie’s son Patrick Schwarzenegger looks the spit of Andrew Jones from home and he’s also a model so I see pictures of this Patrick guy crop up and think that Jonesy’s doing really well for himself and get kinda pissed off.

Edit: after a preliminary google it transpires that he looks absolutely nowt like him, just in this one picture in an article on Wonderland. Just keeping you up to date with the news of the moment. 

@1 month ago with 1 note

staceythinx:

Translucent Creature Photos from the National Geographic archives

(via lifeandtimesofkatherine)

@1 month ago with 27676 notes
This photo was taken 2 years ago, Amy is a whole different person and I have legit not changed a bit. I’ve looked the same since I was about 3. I hope this bodes well in terms of ageing.
EDIT: I take that back, my brows were better.  

This photo was taken 2 years ago, Amy is a whole different person and I have legit not changed a bit. I’ve looked the same since I was about 3. I hope this bodes well in terms of ageing.

EDIT: I take that back, my brows were better.  

@1 month ago with 1 note

I just cancelled my second card in as many weeks which is a JOKE. I can’t be trusted with things. I shouldn’t own things.

@1 week ago
I finally own matching underwear. Am I an adult now? 

I finally own matching underwear. Am I an adult now? 

@2 weeks ago with 8 notes

katycareless:

Been doing some arty things

@4 weeks ago with 1 note

Kayla just left and she’s going to Canada for 12 months and Katy and Jo have exams and today is so emotional. I on the other hand, have been on the phone to virgin media all morning and I’m losing the will to live. 

@1 month ago with 1 note

I should sleep but the pink macaroon in my drawer is calling me and then I’ll have to clean my teeth again and that’ll wake me up and I actually didn’t intend this to be the most disgustingly first world probz post when I started so that says a lot. I hate myself. 

@1 month ago with 2 notes

I need a job but I also feel like I ought to be in high-demand and have job offers coming out of my ears so I’m just gonna sit here and listen to James Blunt and eat cookies and wonder why. 

@1 month ago with 2 notes
#food tw 

The Parent Trap (1998)

(Source: subwaytoken, via boujiebabe)

@1 month ago with 48811 notes