I want to be in a beer garden drinking cider and looking at the pretty faces of my pals. University will be fun, they said. You’ll have a great time, they said.

@4 hours ago with 3 notes
#alcohol tw #I luv uni really who am I kidding? 
Home-made salsa on toast. Yes lads.

Home-made salsa on toast. Yes lads.

@7 hours ago with 2 notes
#food tw #food content #food 

Postcards From Italy - Beirut
There were always golden rocks to throw
At those who, those who admit defeat too late
Those were our times, those were our times

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@20 hours ago with 1962 note and 10831 play

I really need to do some work but do I really NEED to do some work or am I just adhering to the institutional authority of a patriarchal society that aims to - no, no I just need to do some fucking work.

@23 hours ago with 3 notes

Okay I can’t go to Edinburgh fringe as I wouldn’t have anywhere to stay so either somebody pull some free accommodation in Edinburgh out of a hat or someone come to Camden Fringe with me please and thank you. 

@23 hours ago with 1 note

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@1 day ago with 5401 notes
#food tw 

It’s actually pretty scary how much my mood goes awol when I’m hungry. I thought I was about to have a full blown panic attack earlier and it turned out all I needed was soup. Kayla and I live together and if we’re ever both crying in a corner or shouting at each other present us with fried chicken and see what happens. 

@1 day ago with 2 notes
#food tw #food mention 

The opening credits for Dexter make it seem like he gets bitten by a mosquito every single morning. As if things weren’t bad enough. 

@2 days ago with 6 notes
I’ve given up on my essay today and I’m bored of waiting for Josh to get back to Leeds so I started taking selfies in the sun. And by the sun I mean my window because who goes outside? Outside there is pollen. 

I’ve given up on my essay today and I’m bored of waiting for Josh to get back to Leeds so I started taking selfies in the sun. And by the sun I mean my window because who goes outside? Outside there is pollen. 

@4 hours ago with 3 notes

It makes me SO MAD when I can see a perfect little abstract of a journal article and scroll down the list of institutions who can log in to view the whole thing and every institution in Leeds is there bar Uni of. Bastards. All articles should be available to me and only me. I hate you all. 

@8 hours ago with 2 notes

I was prancing around the house like a pony earlier when I realised my curtains were open. I have had sex in my ground floor room with the curtains open. I have been naked multiple times. But I daw the line at pony prancing. That’s just embarrassing.

@22 hours ago with 1 note
@23 hours ago with 334 notes

My nana’s buying me two tickets for a show for my birthday (I haven’t decided which yet) and I’m super happy and grateful but then it’s always the dilemma of who to ask to go with me. Because my mum thinks I’m a loner if I ask her but I kinda can’t say to any of my friends ‘hey, do you wanna see this show for my birthday, it’ll cost you a return train fare, some of the free time you don’t know whether you have yet and more money on top but the ticket’s on me?’

@1 day ago
wmagazine:

Kirsten, the ultimate California girl. 
Photograph by Juergen Teller; styled by Felicia Garcia-Rivera; written by Sofia Coppola; W magazine May 2014. 

wmagazine:

Kirsten, the ultimate California girl. 

Photograph by Juergen Teller; styled by Felicia Garcia-Rivera; written by Sofia Coppola; W magazine May 2014. 

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@1 day ago with 6268 notes

So my mum found my twitter through going on my dad’s twitter account and through my brother’s band’s twitter page then scrolled through all my tweets until she found one that could possibly be deemed incriminating where I chatted about drinking too much the night before and came into my room to ask me about it in a passive-aggressive way. Nah mate. Nah. 

@2 days ago